A 61 y/o man came in for an exam and his wife was with him.
She introduced herself as "his second wife."
When he took off his shirt he had a tattoo that spanned his entire back.
I was able to get a good look at it while listening to his breath sounds.
The tattoo was a naked woman, standing, with her hands on her hips, wearing high heels.
On the tattoo, over the left breast, there was a tattoo of man's face over top of the Air Force insignia (it was a tattoo on the tattoo).
Under the entire tattoo was the name "Mary."
The tattoo and the tattoo on the tattoo (confused yet?) had a remarkable resemblance to the folks with me in the exam room (the patient and his wife).
Me (looking at his second wife): I bet your name is Mary and that you have a tattoo on a private part of your body and (looking at the patient) thanks for your service in the Air Force.
Both laughed after confirming my statement.