Sunday, September 18, 2011

Some one liners from the past week of patient care

An 87 year old male: I think I'm still doing quite good; I've still got my teeth, no hearing aids and my mind.

A 53 year old male, when asked if he still smokes: Not no more so much (he finally admitted to smoking less than 5 cigarettes a day).

A 36 year old male, with a BMI of almost 50 (ideal is less than 25), when asked how everything went with his visit to the nutritionist: She basically told me I needed to drink water and eat lettuce and carrots, so I told her this conversation is over because I don't have big ears, a fluffy tail and my name isn't Bugs Bunny.

When I asked a 76 year old widower, who was requesting Viagra, if he had a new girlfriend: No, but I do rent one every once in awhile.

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