My nurse let me know we just received a consult on an elderly male.
His daughter, a Nurse Practitioner who lives in another part of the state, called us to give a heads-up that her Dad is a nudist.
No problem I thought.
"What's his name?" I asked.
"His last name is Johnson," said my nurse.
"Wow, I'm going to see a male nudist named Mr. Johnson (I laughed)."
After a pause, she did also.
I still laugh every time I think of some of the Johnson T-shirts I've seen over the years: