I can honestly say my wife is "HOT" tonight.
Actually, she's hotter than normal and will be that way for the next 48-72 hours.
She took her dose of radioactive iodine (I131) this morning (for thyroid cancer) and needs to be in semi-quarantine for the next 2-3 days.
We can't get within 6 feet of her, she needs to use a separate bathroom (good thing we have two) and double flush, she needs to wash all her clothes and dishes separately and we can't hug, kiss or "trade body fluids (these are the exact instructions given)" for a week.
It's going to be a long 2-3 days for her but at least she's home!