He was a 90 year old who had been given a penile C-clamp by his urologist for urinary leakage and dribbling.
I had no idea such a device even existed (but it makes perfect sense that it would)!
The only problem was that he also had some memory impairment and went almost a full day without removing the clamp (folks are normally instructed to remove the clamp and let the urine drain from the bladder every 2-4 hours).
After a quick investigation, I not only came across penile C-clamps but also J-clamps, the "Dribblestop", the Drip collector and the Manhood Absorbent Pouch. I was surprised to see that no one seems to be advertising the use of a cork!
Below is just one of the many medical supply stores selling these medieval torture instruments, I mean medical devices:
Men, if you're worried a disgruntled partner might use such a device on you while sleeping, immediately delete this post!
Other than the manly sounding (and painless appearing) Manhood Absorbent Pouches, I think I'll just stick with "Depends" if/when the time comes.