A 60 year old male with multiple medical problems recently had a stroke that rendered him with left sided paralysis.
He also has a head of long, thick and very dark black hair.
After taking the majority of his medical history I asked, "do you dye your hair?"
"You know doc, I've been dealt a lot of bad cards in my life, but I must have some great hair genes. I've never dyed my hair. In fact, I've thought about dying it grey or white so my hair would fit the rest of my body...old and washed up."
We both laughed.