A 47 year old female reported a long career in the Army.
Me: What did you do when you left the military?
Patient: I packed up my stuff and left.
Me: Oh...OK, thanks.
I did get a chuckle thinking about what she might have said if I had asked, "what did you do when you got out of bed this morning?"
I suspect she would have said, "I pushed the covers off and stood up."