A 41 y/o male was upset because he was just fired from his job working with a security company.
He worked the graveyard shift at a rental complex.
Me: Why were you fired?
Patient: Because my boss found me sleeping on the job.
Me: You were the night watchman?
Patient: Yeah, but there wasn't much to watch so it was hard to keep awake.
Me: Didn't they give you a second chance.
Patient: Yeah, they didn't fire me until it happened for the third time.
Me: Are you looking for another job?
Patient: Yeah, I hoping to catch on with another company doing the same thing.
Me: You still want to work the same hours?
Patient: Yeah, I seem to work best at that time of the day.
He didn't laugh or smile. I didn't either and decided to just move on to a more arousing topic.