A 51 y/o male was seen for the first time, for a complete physical exam.
While examining his genitals I noticed he had his first name tattooed, length wise, on the shaft of his penis.
He didn't mention anything so I decided to ask a simple question.
Me: Were you afraid that someone might try to take your penis and not return it?
He smiled.
Patient: No, I was just really drunk one night. Good thing I didn't have a long name.
We both laughed.
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