I'm not the smartest guy in the world but events in the news lately should lead to the following conclusions:
1. You can't walk into a bar and hire a hit man-the person the bartender refers you to is most likely an undercover police officer.
2. Anyone who is trying to solicit a sexual encounter on the computer is either conversing with a police officer or the Dateline News crew trying to do a sting operation.
3. It's never a good idea to send pictures through your cell phone, especially private pictures of your privates!