Mr. O. is a 75 year old with advanced Parkinson's disease.
He said he was an ex-smoker.
Me: How old were you when you quit smoking?
Mr. O.: Lets see, how old was I yesterday (he laughs)?
Me: You quit yesterday?
Mr. O.: Sort of. My son-in-law and I quit about 2 months ago but we've had about 1 or 2 a day since; but none since yesterday. My son-in-law says he completely quit but that only means he quit buying cigarettes-he still bums them off me everyday.
His son-in-law, who was in the room, reluctantly confirmed the information and in doing so was busted since his wife, who was also in the room, had no idea.