“In situations where observed voiding (the sample is obtained while being watched) is mandatory for the urine collection, urinary collection techniques can be quite sophisticated. An artificial penis with an electronic, temperature-controlled urine reservoir can be purchased online.”
A quick search revealed the ability to purchase the "Original Whizzinator" online.
There's one additional reason for drug abusers to sleep better at night...it comes in either Flesh, Black or Latino colors to make sure it looks authentic while in hand.
I keep thinking I've heard it all...