Three Dads (including me) were talking at a Christmas party gathering at my daughter's riding barn.
One of the Dad's had two young children running around.
Another asked him if he was going to have more kids.
"No," he replied, "I'm a Gelding. I used to be a Stallion but now I'm a Gelding."
We all laughed.
We determined that we were now all Geldings.
We shared some more laughs reminiscing about our vasectomies; we even hammed it up whenever our wives came by.
All the way home my wife gave me a realty check.
"At least you only had your tubes cut. Stallions have their balls cut off," she reminded me.
"Yep, you're right," I said while just slightly squirming at the reminder.