Attention!

The Boston Medical Group-The World's #1 Choice in Men's Sexual Health-has been running an add in the sports section of our local newspaper:

"Make this Valentine's Day about her. Not your E.D. (erectile dysfunction)."

The add goes on to state:

"Immediately last up to 60 minutes. 98% effective for men of all ages."

There's only one form of therapy for E.D. that's 98% effective-intracavernous pharmacotherapy (ICP).

ICP involves an injection, with the use of a needle, of vasodilators directly into the spongy tissue of the penis.

Side effects include penile bruising, pain or tenderness, scarring and a prolonged erection (known as priapism).

So...if you don't mind sticking a needle directly into your penis and enduring the possible side effects listed you can make this valentine's day all about her.

Best of luck.

And by the way, doesn't the ability to "last" for up to 60 minutes sound just a little excessive?

And hopefully you won't experience priapsim.

I won't go into any details about the possible treatments for that condition-I've probably already freaked you all out enough!